WHY BURNING MAN IS A DELUSIONAL LOAD OF SHIT DESIGNED FOR LAME INFLUENCER NARCISSISTS


People came to Burning Man once it was lit it on fire. Nobody had invited them. They didn’t know anything about the 10 Principles, or understand what The Man was about. They just saw something cool and wanted to participate. They had no gifts. Strangers who could see through the naive tribal cult facade of Burning Man ruined Burning Man.

In 1989, the Cacophony Society first publicized Burning Man. Now people who weren’t Larry and Jerry’s friends (or random strangers on the beach) could hear about it and show up, which was a betrayal of everything that an open event held in a public place stood for. The Cacophony Society ruined Burning Man.

In 1990, Burning Man was now a public spectacle. Hundreds of people who heard about it through media accounts crowded around Baker Beach, trying to see something outside of commerce get lit on fire. People who had been there the year before were disgusted by all the new, uninitiated, wanna-be, Burners. Local residents ruined Burning Man.

In 1992, the first sound camp (then a “rave camp”) appeared at Burning Man, introducing amplified music to what was not yet Black Rock City. Music, as everybody knows, is not art, so those kids and their damn music ruined Burning Man.

In 1993, some Burning Man attendees became concerned that uncool people might show up, and in particular wanted to keep “fat frat boys” away. Though none were ever sighted, the very idea that they might come incited a small panic. Fat frat boys (in absentia) ruined Burning Man.

From 1991 – 1996, the population at Burning Man (now in the Black Rock desert) grew from 250 to 8,000 people. Nobody knew who the hell they were, and everybody was complaining about how much art they were creating. Friends of Friends of Friends ruined Burning Man.

From 1997 – 2001, there was serious concern that “Yahoos” – local Nevadans who liked guns and trucks – were coming to an event where, for years, people had used trucks to transport their guns. Obviously these people who lived in Nevada year round wouldn’t understand the culture we had created at all. Yahoos ruined Burning Man.

From 2003 – 2006, “weekend warriors” – people who only came for the latter part of the week – were considered an existential threat to Burning Man, and concerned Burners were certain that, if direct action weren’t taken, Burning Man wouldn’t be worth going to anymore. Weekend Warriors ruined Burning Man.

In 2007 a dissatisfied “old time” Burner, who believed Burning Man had been ruined too much, burned the Man down in order to save it. This marked the first time someone who ruined Burning Man did any actual damage. Old time Burners ruined Burning Man.

From 2008 – 2012, Turn-Key Camps were ruining Burning Man by creating circumstances in which some people didn’t have to set up their own tents or cook their own food – which had been happening with other camps for years, except that money wasn’t involved, except when there were camp dues. But … clearly the new people brought in by Turn-Key Camps knew nothing about the 10 Principles, or understood what the Man was about. They just saw something cool and wanted to play. Critics knew they could never be educated or be a contributing part of Black Rock City. Turn-Key Camps ruined Burning Man.

In 2013, Burners were horrified by accounts of vapid and worthless celebrities crawling across the playa. Though virtually none of the 60,000 people in attendance actually encountered one of these celebrities in any way, their very presence cast a retroactive pall over the year, so no one could enjoy the very good time they’d had. Worse, these celebrities had had the gall to take pictures of themselves. Honestly, who takes pictures at Burning Man? Celebrities ruined Burning Man.

From 2014 – 2016, Plug and Play camps … which are like Turn-Key Camps, but different, since the most problematic Turn-Key Camps had been successfully acculturated into Burning Man and now welcomed strangers and emphasized giving and participation, something Plug and Play Camps could obviously never do … were covering Burning Man like a plague. Well, a small plague – they actually represented a small fraction of Black Rock City’s total population and like the celebrities before them were rarely seen by others. But critics knew that unlike the celebrities, many of whom were starting to support art projects and engage in acts of gifting and participation, Plug and Play camps were hopeless and could never possibly get what Burning Man was about. Plug and Play camps ruined Burning Man.

In summation:
    • Burning Man has been ruined 27 out of 30 times.
    • On two occasions, it was ruined twice in the same year. (This is a conservative estimate. Other models suggest Burning Man has been ruined three or four times in a single year.)
    • In total, 12 different groups (that we know of) have done the ruining.
    • The only actual physical damage done to Burning Man was committed by people trying to protect it.

So get real and make Burningman an amusement park that does not skirt state and federal pollution regulations. I was a 1986, 1987 burner. It was decidedly anti- global and a celebration of regionalism.

You neglected to mention the 2000-2002 era of law enforcement agencies competing to see who could make more arrests. You also forgot to mention when the DMV put restrictions on art cars, cars that had been a staple of the event, because they were not “mutant” enough yet they allowed giant polluting bus hulks that were covered in ropelights, chag carpet with a crapy soundsystem.

Fantastic! I can’t wait to see what ruins BM next! My bet is on French Canadians.

Poutine ruined Burning Man! Yes, I can see this. We actually said our first fist fight at Lakes of Fire, the Great Lakes Regional Burn, is most likely to occur over someone cutting in line for pouting at Camp Sorr’eh. Damn Canadians

  ys:
      October 6, 2016 at 5:55 pm
      One I’ve heard:
1996 Wired magazine ruined Burning Man.
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        ◦ Terbo Ted says:
          October 6, 2016 at 7:13 pm
          I think it was even earlier than that, 1994ish.
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            ▪ B'anna says:
              October 6, 2016 at 9:38 pm
              Wired was ’95. They took a photo of my five year old son disguised as a giant eyeball. There was a naked little person in the background. It was a 5 year old boy and naked little person who ruined Burning Man.
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            ▪ B'anna says:
              October 6, 2016 at 9:44 pm
              Maybe ’96… I have the issue buried in a trunk…
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        ◦ frinetik says:
          October 7, 2016 at 2:47 am
          Mondo 2000 magazing in 1995, and Re/Search counterculture “magazine” a little earlier I think. I’m pretty sure Wired didn’t exist yet and that was a 2000 article you’re remembering.
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            ▪ Phil Goetz says:
              October 7, 2016 at 12:17 pm
              Wired 1996 article: https://www.wired.com/1996/11/burningman-2/
              I just checked Wired’s first issue; it came out in Nov. 1993.
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    • William Winters says:
      October 6, 2016 at 5:58 pm
      You forgot the time Malcolm in the Middle ruined Burning Man.
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    • Simon Of the playa says:
      October 6, 2016 at 6:10 pm
      its actually the other way around.
      burning man has totally ruined all of the above peoples lives.
      Ru.
      ined.
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    • Allan (Big Sureal) Badiner says:
      October 6, 2016 at 6:44 pm
      Esalen ruined Burning Man by luring the Burner community to the coast and tricking them into enjoying Cypress trees, the slapping ocean waves, the hot baths, and garden fresh food. How can they go back to the parched dessert dust and eat oreos and potato chips after that? :-)
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        ◦ Juno says:
          October 7, 2016 at 9:32 am
          Truth.
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    • Terbo Ted says:
      October 6, 2016 at 7:04 pm
      It’s all my fault.
      -former mayor of the “Techno Ghetto”, 92-96 and first DJ set, 1992.
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    • Maria says:
      October 6, 2016 at 7:09 pm
      Spot on! Thank you!
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    • Rosie von Lila says:
      October 6, 2016 at 7:37 pm
      <3
      Burning Man: It was always better next year, until it was ruined. Again.
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    • Dustin says:
      October 6, 2016 at 8:20 pm
      We’ve ALL ruined it, isn’t that the point? Sure’s been my goal, I’ve been ruining since 2003.
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    • Bruce says:
      October 6, 2016 at 8:46 pm
      The Simpsons ruined Blazing Guy..I mean Burning Man.
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    • Marrvelous says:
      October 6, 2016 at 9:16 pm
      More of this! Excellent list of things to-do at Burning Man.
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    • henni says:
      October 6, 2016 at 9:21 pm
      Hallelujah! Thank you for this.
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    • Boris says:
      October 6, 2016 at 9:43 pm
      What’s Burning Man?
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    • Helga says:
      October 6, 2016 at 9:53 pm
      Great! Wonderful! Thank you!
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    • Sandydenice says:
      October 6, 2016 at 9:59 pm
      Remember : bugs also !
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    • chicken john says:
      October 6, 2016 at 10:25 pm
      I ruined Burning Man a few times.
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    • Pepe Mapache says:
      October 6, 2016 at 10:56 pm
      This was my first burn ever. Words fail me to describe this event. I’m writing a blog trying to explain the whole experience but all I can say is: have no expectations and come experience it first hand. Make the burn, your burn. It is mind-blowing and can also be a very profound spiritual discovery.
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    • Shaggydog says:
      October 6, 2016 at 11:05 pm
      I know you don’t speak for the Borg, but you got a lot of nerve mentioning Paul Addis when they are in large part responsible for ending his life.
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        ◦ ScrewPaulsMemory says:
          October 7, 2016 at 9:01 am
          Paul Addis was a convicted arsonist. Arsonist and Artist may start and end the same, but they’re not even remotely close. The org going forward with charges against a criminal that was later arrested over an attempt to burn down Grace Church wasn’t some cruel act that forced him to kill himself. He was a tortured jackass and he went out in the same way he lived – as an inconvenience to everyone around him at the time. Even his death was a spectacle that harmed tons of people. Good Fucking Riddance.
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            ▪ Robyn Barnes says:
              October 8, 2016 at 4:00 am
              Perhaps you’re unaware of the cacophony and chaos that used to be Burning Man. Paul was a prankster, steeped in the culture of Burning Man of the past. For years people joked about burning the man early. Paul just took it to action. One or two members of the BMORG were relentless in meting out harsh punishment against Paul. It was extremely vengeful, and put Paul on the path that led to his death. It was an ugly time in the BMORG’s history. Candy coating it, sweeping it under the carpet, or vilifying Paul will not hide the BMORG’s diabolical actions.
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            ▪ Chris Radcliffe says:
              October 8, 2016 at 2:36 pm
              Paul Addis was my friend. He was hounded to death by the same member of the BMORG that raped several woman before he supposedly got his drinking under control. The project settled several of these complaints with cash and no action was ever taken to eliminate the rapist. A DPW cleanup crew ran him off the playa one year after a nasty incident where this same person threw a girl in a fire pit while he was drunk. That was the asshole that pursued charges against Paul Addis. That asshole ruined Burning Man, for me anyway.
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            ▪ merlin olsen says:
              October 10, 2016 at 11:03 am
              Complete and utter bullshit. Addis lit an occupied structure on fire. Degree of criminal prosecution is not left up to regular citizens (the BMORG) it is done by Nevada state prosecutors in accordance to the law. Addis was responsible for his OWN demise. He wanted to be an “artist” however he was an absolute SHIT artist and likely couldnt come to terms with that. I find it appalling that so many people will defend him but as he began to spiral downward NONE of these defenders where there to offer him the psychological support he needed.
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    • Chompp says:
      October 7, 2016 at 12:49 am
      What about cell service/WIFI? Surely that ruined Burning Man 2016!
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    • Samir Rath says:
      October 7, 2016 at 1:11 am
      First time burner and I rarely reply to posts on the interweb. But you sir! You have now created more room for imagination on how we can ruin burning man next year. I will devise evil schemes of how we can get more and more humans to actually live, love and genuinely take care of each other beyond a transactional system of instantaneous demand supply.
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    • Andrew says:
      October 7, 2016 at 1:22 am
      Get a proof reader. Half this article is so poorly articulated that it makes no sense. Also, I think you should check the dictionary before you use words longer than 4 letters.
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        ◦ Matt Haze says:
          October 8, 2016 at 12:49 pm
          Proofreader is one word.
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            ▪ Missmorganlang says:
              October 24, 2016 at 8:38 pm
              Baahahhahahahahah!!!!
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    • Massimo / Burningmax says:
      October 7, 2016 at 5:31 am
      Cops ruined Burning Man and the radical self expression / immediacy.And BM itself ruined the event, with the “corporate turn” of a few years back. I guess both with the “spirit” of protecting it… go figure….
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        ◦ Shiny says:
          October 7, 2016 at 9:56 am
          Glad to see you absorbed nothing from the article…
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    • Timothy Phillips says:
      October 7, 2016 at 6:01 am
      Thank you for this, I love it. For years I’ve felt sad every time I’ve had to endure someone’s tirade about people who ‘don’t belong’ at Burning Man. It’s always a group, never a person, a stereotype that vaguely describes people seen from a distance. I used to try and argue, but I’ve learned you can’t reason someone out of something they didn’t reason their way into. Then I tried to point out the opportunity they were missing to reach out to someone and show them what’s beautiful about the community. The playa is a wonderful classroom and you don’t need to lecture. Simply lead by example, be open and approachable. A small gesture can speak volumes to illustrate the values you claim to hold dear. Sadly this too has fallen on deaf ears.
Now I just endure. I watch and I observe that the people who seem the most determined to ruin burning man aren’t the wealthy, or the foreigners, or spectators, who more often than not are genuinely moved by what the playa represents and leave eager to find ways to contribute. No, the dangerous ones are the self appointed truth holders eager to rigorously impose their ideas of what Burning Man should be, who never want to see it change. Except that it has always changed. It changed many times before they were there. What they are trying to protect is not the true Burning Man, it’s only the version of it that they first fell in love with.
If you love the playa, your obligation isn’t to wall it off from perceived threats. Instead you should nurture it as it grows. Help it evolve in ways that are consistent with what you’ve learned there. Reach out, give gifts, be radically inclusive and most of all, resist the urge to fear change. It’s just an opportunity waiting to be understood.
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        ◦ Tamberguesa says:
          October 18, 2016 at 1:25 am
          Exactly. Thank you!
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    • Danny Lesh says:
      October 7, 2016 at 6:17 am
      cell tower needs a shout out here i think.
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    • Moltero says:
      October 7, 2016 at 6:23 am
      I think that rapists and the sexually entitled ruin burning man the most
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    • Ruedas says:
      October 7, 2016 at 8:52 am
      This kind of smugness ruined Burning Man.
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        ◦ SZ says:
          October 24, 2016 at 3:22 pm
          Agreed
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    • Joe says:
      October 7, 2016 at 9:56 am
      2010-Present
Burning man becomes so large that in a single week Black Rock City emits a country’s worth of greenhouse gasses and burns untold numbers of trees. The leaders of burning man do not care, continue to call the event “leave no trace”, and proceed to buy more wood for next year.
THE PEOPLE WHO MADE BURNING MAN ARE RUINING BURNING MAN
      For real though, can we please talk about burning less wood? There’s lots of ways to make art that shows the temporal nature of things created.
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    • Peter Schoenster says:
      October 7, 2016 at 10:10 am
      The link to the book in amazon is not working.
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    • Rainer Bulthuis says:
      October 7, 2016 at 10:11 am
      If this is representative of statistically normal Burning Man mindset, then it’s completely safe to say that Burning Man is ruining humanity.
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    • john curley says:
      October 7, 2016 at 10:20 am
      Cargo pants ruined Burning Man, and i blame a certain someone who won’t be named here. But you and I know whom that certain someone is!
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    • Gatt says:
      October 7, 2016 at 11:07 am
      It’s rare that I actually agree with articles about Burning Man. Not only is this one good, it’s important to our community. Bravo!
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    • Greg B says:
      October 7, 2016 at 11:25 am
      Brilliantly!
I am very sorry for ruining burning man, in 2015
We created a small camp. We didn’t know what we were doing. It was awesome.
I loved it so much that I came back this year…
And brought more friends…
THEY loved it as well and might possibly bring a couple of their friends next year
WE participate and give and share (but sometimes we love going to the RH parties…shhhh)
I feel terrible for Participating in the destruction of that most magical event and community.
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    • Joe says:
      October 7, 2016 at 11:43 am
      Very few common middle roaders go. Extremists have the most fun. So, Extremists must unite and fix the Burn.
Al Quida, ISIS, and ISIL need not apply.
Thinking of extremism here, as a peaceful warrior.
EH?
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    • Greggory says:
      October 7, 2016 at 12:20 pm
      The author doesn’t mention the elephant in the room — people walking around Burning Man with their noses in their smartphones — for good reason: unlike everything else he lists here, the invasion of smartphones has introduced an element of ruin that cannot reasonably be denied and that is an actual (i.e., as opposed to purely philosophical) and unavoidable shift. It’s a default-worlding of Burning Man, an effacing of the Playa as a place separate from the outside world and where people had no choice but to be fully present. The fact that the author avoids acknowledging such obvious damage because doing so would moot the entire piece. Burning Man has not been completely ruined by smartphone service (which seems to demand the question: why ban the service?), but it has been compromised at a depth that leaves everything he lists looking truly trivial.
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        ◦ Phil Goetz says:
          October 7, 2016 at 3:20 pm
          I don’t think integration with the outside world is compromise. If Burning Man is a fragile flower that can exist only in complete isolation from the Real World, what good is it?
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    • bcbob says:
      October 7, 2016 at 12:36 pm
      They fergot “Frat Boys” those college kids who just came to drink beer and ogle nekid women . .
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        ◦ kimee says:
          October 26, 2016 at 12:55 pm
          was going to add that one myself
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    • Aa says:
      October 7, 2016 at 12:39 pm
      Back in 1982, I burned an effigy of a dog and “man” on Baker’s Beach… A stranger at the time, named “Harry Larvey” saw what I was doing and lit his cigarette on the flaming statues… Harry Larvey RUINED Burning Man.
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    • Thomas says:
      October 7, 2016 at 12:41 pm
      Wait, you’re saying if I go to Burning man chances are I won’t even see a half naked celebrity? That totally ruins it for me!
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    • Richard says:
      October 7, 2016 at 1:03 pm
      You looking to establish a perfect Utopia which can never happen because of free will. If you took 60,000 people and granted then exclussive membership and excluded outsiders you would still ahve probems because of human nature. As time progresses and more individuals hear about Burning Man the event will grow expotentually to the point of hiring a security force to maintain law and order. So there is not easy solution to the problem how to have fun but at the same time protect the values of each individual attending the event. So I guess you just have to go with the flow and make corrections as you advance or die out and trying something new and bold, because Burning Man is slowly losing it original meaning in this snowflake-millennial society.
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    • Lord of this world says:
      October 7, 2016 at 1:30 pm
      Posts like this have already ruined next years’ burning man. Great fucking job.
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        ◦ james squires says:
          October 7, 2016 at 3:29 pm
          haha
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            ▪ Yahoo says:
              October 7, 2016 at 7:20 pm
              This comment ruined burning man.
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    • Betsy says:
      October 7, 2016 at 1:37 pm
      Thank you so much for the history of when BRC was first and continues to be ruined. We take what we interpret out of our experiences and leave with the satisfaction that it was another year changing our lives. The endless inspirations, creative thinking and the place for self expression includes the challenging elements from this place that is on another planet. I still feel a bit sad and mostly guilty that late one night I absolutely had to pee on the deep playa. I’m sure that was the beginning of the ruin of Burning Man for me, I take full responsibility!! Can I ever forgive myself? In the 12 years I’ve been fortunate to attend, I’ve participated in three Theme camps, volunteered as a sucker and pumper at First Camp, 3 Temple builds and the build of Temple of Confessions. Getting involved in building the city is beyond words of how dynamic the experience of BRC can be. I love that town!!
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    • IwasThere says:
      October 7, 2016 at 1:43 pm
      Not a word about Tananbaum. Funny.
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    • Kelly says:
      October 7, 2016 at 2:00 pm
      Amazing. This article truly ruined Burning Man for years to come, and also retroactively. WE ALL ruined Burning Man. I can’t wait to ruin it again next year. Last year. All years.
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    • Lucia says:
      October 7, 2016 at 2:14 pm
      This is the funniest and most touching article and as well, the best display of burning man ethics that I’ve read on the burning man blog in a long time.
      Really shines a light on my myself and how to perceive not just burning man but community in life.
      THANK YOU!!!
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    • Bliss says:
      October 7, 2016 at 3:28 pm
      The spray glue…… it definitely ruined)'(
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    • james squires says:
      October 7, 2016 at 3:29 pm
      Don’t forget:
-gas powered gopeds
-too much dubstep
-too many pictures on facebook
-tickets selling out / lottery
-drones
-rain
-cops
-bugs
-people on their cell phones
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    • JG says:
      October 7, 2016 at 3:49 pm
      To sum : “Allowing an uncontrolled influx of new participants ruined burning man”.
      Yes, some clubs should be exclusive.
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    • tom says:
      October 7, 2016 at 3:56 pm
      My first time to Black Rock was in fall on a bike tour, against a headwind all day and almost to Gerlach stopping on the causeway and seeing the mountains disappear down the valley to the east …
      The oldest American evidence is tied to what were lakes, pre-Clovis near Paisley, OR, an easy 3-days away on foot, this over 14k-years ago, crescent points are tied to them for bird hunting and they are today’s Northern Paiute, they never went away yet were effected by the boarding schools.
      The trails are ancient there, the stands of lake water easy to see with areas of habitation all around you.
      It was habit to leave everything at seasonal camps until the Europeans arrived and started picking them up … the Europeans didn’t know the ethics because they never asked ?
      Camping out, I can recommend the silence in the cold nights at that altitude in fall, times where a stone many miles away leaves a tinkle in the air … under starlight to walk by.
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    • DrTune says:
      October 7, 2016 at 4:26 pm
      …I feel like such an idiot now. I had no idea about how ruined it was and I’ve been going since 2001 – stupldly thinking I’m enjoying myself while all around me was a corrupt, hollow sham. Well… at least now the blinkers have been removed I’ll hate it properly next year. Fuck. I feel so stupid; It’s like you find out your whole life has been a lie.
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    • Brian Bulkowski says:
      October 7, 2016 at 5:46 pm
      You left out the RVs that ruined burning man. I would argue sometime between 2003 and 2006.
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    • Sunburned says:
      October 7, 2016 at 7:41 pm
      Bronies ruined Burning Man!
      Wait, no–Burning Man ruined bronies.
      https://www.fimfiction.net/story/39452/burning-man-brony-fear-and-loathing-of-equestria
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    • Jay says:
      October 7, 2016 at 9:05 pm
      That I couldn’t get a ticket ruined Burning Man. Remains on my bucket list.
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        ◦ Kevlar says:
          October 8, 2016 at 12:31 pm
          Bucket listers are ruining burning man.
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    • SwayBreeze says:
      October 8, 2016 at 12:10 am
      deeply enjoyed the article. am so glad i was there this year to see it ** ruined ** properly, and up front, and personal :) looking forward to many years of being ** ruined ** – properly and otherwise, all in my own way of radical inclusion, etc.
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    • Robyn Barnes says:
      October 8, 2016 at 3:48 am
      “In 2007 a dissatisfied “old time” Burner, who believed Burning Man had been ruined too much, burned the Man down in order to save it. This marked the first time someone who ruined Burning Man did any actual damage. Old time Burners ruined Burning Man.”
      Making fun of Paul Addis when certain members of the BMORG are mostly responsible for his death. I find that despicable!
      The way the BMORG treated Paul was absolutely horrible. I’d like to see someone here, who can comprehend the truth, write a story about that. It will never happen on this forum.
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        ◦ roissy says:
          October 8, 2016 at 2:27 pm
          Paul Addis is responsible for his own demise… Unless you have evidence someone in the BMORG pushed him…
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            ▪ Robyn Barnes says:
              October 11, 2016 at 11:20 am
              If you have critical thinking skills, you will find ample evidence of the BMORG’s harmful meddling in the case.
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    • A says:
      October 8, 2016 at 7:56 am
      Yahoos are “techbros” from the era when Yahoo reigned, not Nevada locals. They’ve been ruining Burningman for almost 20 years ;)
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    • Fluffy Kitty says:
      October 8, 2016 at 9:08 am
      Some of the ruins in this article seem a petty stretch to fluff the author’s over-arching point, and it’s fun seeing others adding some solid contenders here (go-peds, cell phones, easy rich-tix = fewer normal-tix, etc).
      The current equation seems pretty simple: The intentional funneling of prime plug n play spots to countless narciss-tourists – whom none of “the building & participating community” will ever be able to “educate” what the 10 principles even are (if you’ve altruistically & gently tried countless times to do it, you know this) – isn’t “ruining” Burning Man. It has, however, created a much-larger-than-any-ruin-in-this-article divisive rift that’s easy to plot on a BRC map. The only remaining choice is to simply avoid those unpleasant areas…..like any big city.
      The 11th Principle: Live carefree, love much, and for sanity’s sake avoid the BM Profit Centers of 2 & 10 after Friday noon. Sure you can hate on this comment below, but if so please offer a better solution.
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    • Dan livingston says:
      October 8, 2016 at 9:32 am
      Blogs about what ruined burning man ruined burning man
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    • TommyThisFinger says:
      October 8, 2016 at 11:23 am
      I ruin Burning Man every by not going.
Your welcome.
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    • Dr. Bungee says:
      October 8, 2016 at 12:00 pm
      When the montage of the song “Home”, or whatever the name of it was, went viral, it exposed the wonder of BM to an incredible number of people. The resulting ticket shortage prevented a number of contributors from attended. Did it ruin BM? I can’t say, but it certainly changed it. As a long time burner, people ask me if it’s better or worse now. All I can say is, it’s different. But, so am I, we all are. Has burning man changed me? Definitely yes. Have I changed BM? Hopefully so, in some small way. It’s not newbies vs veterans, or ravers vs artists. I know people who have been going for a decade that still don’t quite “get it”, and virgins that deliver mail. If you give to the community, you get back so much more. It can be a lot of time and money, but it’s a whole lot more fun being in the show, than just watching.
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    • Kevlar says:
      October 8, 2016 at 12:29 pm
      Although I concur with the overall point, this article reads like shitty spin. Plug-N-Play, and Turn-Key camps are the exact same thing regardless of what the org is deciding to call them today. Basically even the org is saying PNP/TK camps are the problem since 2008. Oh, except for the claim that “the most problematic Turn-Key Camps (have) been successfully acculturated into Burning Man”. I call bullshit. You tried to acculturate many camps, and your star pupil is who??? Star-Star? You have got to be kidding.
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    • notsoanon says:
      October 8, 2016 at 3:01 pm
      Reminds me of this:
https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vlebocken#Nedbr.C3.A4nning
      Which is a christmas straw made goat that comes with the celebration in the north (west only?) of Europe, in Sweden since 1966 and it has been burnt down allmost every year even though police some years have inteionally tried catching those doing it. The julbock gets wet and i think at times they’ve used fluid that is environmentally friendly but deter fire to make it harder (so it’s not simply hitting it with an arrow or something like that…
      have a good one
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    • RubylaserJules says:
      October 8, 2016 at 5:28 pm
      Actually the TV show High Maitenance ruined it again, or wait, will ruin it next year because the show on BRooklyn burners just aired yesterday. And it was hilarious.
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    • Mr. Cranky Pants says:
      October 11, 2016 at 10:08 am
      An interesting list that unfortunately deflects one of the great angst-ridden concerns of participants from all periods of the event. Perhaps the word “ruined” is a bit much though I would suggest that each year as the event grows larger to include a proportionately larger group of neophytes, that Burning Man has – and continues to be – diminished by those not acculturated to the principles that so much of the event is founded on. In all fairness the event is not immune from the uglies that inhabit the world. Physical and sexual assaults increase each year. Abandoned camp sites and the volume of participant MOOP continue to increase in both size and scale. Out of control law enforcement personnel continue to harass participants and wipe their collective asses with Constitutionally guaranteed rights of those stopped for questionable or outright illegal searches and citations, tiered access to tickets based on ability to pay ever skyrocketing costs hack away at the egalitarian nature of the event in favor of the more privileged. So yeah, these are real issues. Issues that have and continue to diminish the experiences of so many people who (if they’re lucky) return year after year. Things really have morphed into a Tragedy of the Commons situation with the commons slowly being consumed by those more focused on vicariously feeding off the energy of the event than contributing to it. Pretending that this isn’t the case by poking fun at decades old concerns does nothing to address or improve the increasingly parasitic nature of many of those now attending the event.
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        ◦ Ward says:
          October 17, 2016 at 10:07 pm
          I’m only a second time burner but can see what you’re getting at. It really is simply a numbers game. The sheer number of entrants is big and I guess growing. The more there are, the more anonymous we all become. So seems inevitable overall experience gets diluted. Still an amazing spectacle. There will always be the moments unlike anywhere else…
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    • The Hustler says:
      October 12, 2016 at 8:42 am
      I’m still not good at Burning Man-ing.
      I’ll accept full responsibility for ruining Burning Man.
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    • Buckstar says:
      October 12, 2016 at 12:17 pm
      Small correction: in 1991 Burning Man was ruined by my roommate, Mark, who got his Suzuki Samurai stuck in the mud and had to be rescued by Civil Air Patrol.
      Mark ruined Burning Man 1991.
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    • Michael says:
      October 16, 2016 at 10:55 am
      Too much frickin bacon, bacon ruined Burning Man, and my cholesterol count!
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    • Eye in the Sky says:
      October 16, 2016 at 11:01 am
      Fire ruined Burning Man, So next year they rebuilt it and tried again.
      It sounds we need to build a wall, 30′ high, and make them pay for it. Roger Waters will be performing at the trash wall.
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    • Rahulio says:
      October 17, 2016 at 8:16 pm
      This year, I kind of feel like the cell phone carriers ruined burning man, or at least set things up to do so in the next few years. I was on top of Robot Heart on late Wednesday night and two girls came up top. They were wide eyed and looking all around. I pushed them in front of me so they could lean over and see the crowd first hand. One of the girls pulled out her cell phone, and I was right above here. She started typing and hit send into her text app. I think a burning man angel died somewhere.
      More than many other aspects, the serendipity of burning man. Not being able to easily communicate outside or within changes the nature of your experience. If you get lost and can just text your friends, how may new friends will you not make.
      While I didn’t see a ton of people using phones, this year, with more coverage, this could have a transformative effect on the overall experience.
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    • Derwick says:
      October 17, 2016 at 9:15 pm
      Burning Man ruined Burning Man. Wash, Rinse, Repeat…
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    • Contra says:
      October 17, 2016 at 9:44 pm
      this is great – but could use a couple more chapters. you left out techies (’99-’02), RV drivers (’00-’04), eco scolds (’05-’07), airport-to-playa sparkle ponies (’07-’10), and techies redux (’13-present). also i think the “yahoos” and “weekend warriors” are reversed – i woulda put the weekend warriors first, and *then* the Reno rednecks :D
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    • Charles Britzman says:
      October 17, 2016 at 9:56 pm
      Excellent insight. I’m a non-burner who is pee-dancing at the perimeter of revelation, and I read my “The Jackrabbit Speaks” with intense interest, and have a gig’s worth of downloaded BRC photos saved on my backup drive. I believe one Burn won’t put me in the groove, but missives like yours make me believe a groove is there, despite 60,000+ people.
Frank Herbert (Dune) waxed poetic about how all good things get infiltrated sooner or later. Just look at the ‘default world’ : Like our DNA can be seen as a record of our history with diseases, our societies can be seen as a record of our history with trying to do the right thing, and how the opposing forces run it down.
Good things provide niches for opportunistic parasites. It’s the way of our existence in this veil of tears, and if you want to keep out the weeds, you make the lawn healthier.
But that’s a negative way to describe inclusion, and seeing the good and praising it is the key to the Galaxy.
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    • johnnyjet says:
      October 17, 2016 at 11:29 pm
      greetings comrades and fellow primates, this is my home-made camper with solar power a powered cooler(I only buy ice for cocktails) a composting toilet. What part of radical self-reliance do you not understand. The 1st turn-key camp was 1st Camp, all of us burners pay for the gas for their generators, they wouldn’t know self reliance or self expression if it hit them on the nose
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    • Famous Melissa says:
      October 18, 2016 at 2:22 am
      This was hilarious. ! Larry , Bob Gelman, and Crimson Rose , Michael Michael debuted a Fellini Inspired 30 minute video of their antics out at Fly Ranch at the Anon Salon in 1990 in Oct or Nov. …. Larry and Crew were in a small Anon Salon Art Room holding court watching the film; there was a signup sheet for anyone interested in being a part of the art movement in the works. . Thanks to the Salon Anon it grew exponentially because they had put on huge art show/ music / high fashion events all through the 80’s . Those were the people in the nascent stages of burning man that built the community . Marcia Joegh et all had a huge art community going to their big Galleria, Party Science Glass Haus events long before Harvey debuted his film. We all were hanging around the Anon Salon when Larry ruined Burning Man thanks To his own film and sign up sheet!!!! And this is fact .
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    • Meep-Meep - Camp Sparky says:
      October 18, 2016 at 5:40 am
      God and BMOrg ticket lottery notwithstanding, I hope to ruin Burning Man even better next year!!
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    • Squared says:
      October 18, 2016 at 6:30 am
      You are an old decrepit person. These groups haven’t ‘ruined’ anything. If anything, it’s elitist like you who sit around and complain about how the world is un fair or that some one is harshing your burn. I’ve been to the burn five times. Do I like the plug and play’s. Absolutely not, but I don’t allow them into my”kitchen” at burning man or any where else. I’m sorry you don’t like the way BM is transitioning, but it’s not yours, it’s ours. Stay home or quit bitching.
Squared
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    • Love Machine says:
      October 18, 2016 at 9:00 am
      The Ten Principles ruined Burning Man!
I’ve been a Burner for a few years and and experienced all the totally fantastic humans attending (and some aliens, I’m sure; where else would they show?), with an ever-widening circle of these delightful anthropoids I’ve adopted as family. This year I had to stretch to practice these principles with the naked old-timer across the street, the redneck Trump supporters down the road, and the totally blotto euro-trash dude that wandered into our 3 AM fire circle and started to complain that his girlfriend wouldn’t take him back, just because “I only cheated on her fifteen times”. Good God, how radically inclusive does a Burner have to be?!?
How can a bullet list of hippy-dippy mantras change the default world when they get trampled in the alkaline dust of Black Rock City? BM is the collective result of 70,000 individual experiences of the self-selected; the one chance in the year to stop engaging in omphaloskepsis, to gaze outward on our fellow denizens in this little enclave as it exists and imagine it as the model reflecting the world we want to live in. Too bad they will let anyone attend: Thanks, Ten Principles!
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        ◦ Famous Melissa says:
          October 18, 2016 at 9:27 am
          Well written , best so far … And all Greek to me full of critical thought and Greek speak!
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      -The 10 principles ruined burning man. This group didn’t need an arbitrary authority to push a load of dogma.
-The early Burners who decided to do a biological experiment gone wrong, breed, push their will on the larger group (and got their way) ruined Burning Man. Can’t have open sex acts on the Esplanade these days right?

-“Default world” practices of taking something away arbitrarily if one in a rare case something goes wrong like like guns, “drones”, dogs, and laser pointers ruined Burning man. Oh yeah but the demonstration this year that having underagers floating around causing major law enforcement hysteria is worse than lawful guns and the other crap. “We (BMORG) said so”.